Johnny: Mom, do I have to go to school today?
Mother: Yes Johnny, you have to go to school.
Johnny: But Mom, all the kids hate me.
Mother: Yes son, but you still have to go to school.
Johnny: But Mom, all the teachers hate me.
Mother: Yes, but you still have to go to school.
Johnny: But Mom, why do I have to go to school?
Mother: Because you're the principal, son.
Q: What do student teachers get after delivering their lesson plans?
A: Post-practicum depression.
Q: What is the difference between spinach and boogers?
A: First graders won't eat spinach.
(Notice that the little face is smiling at my jokes J, not grimacing L)
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